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Marjorie Taylor Greene and The Importance of the Fife Principle
You cannot solve a problem like Marjorie Taylor Greene and those like her, you can only prevent it from becoming a problem in the first place
Normally in this type of theater production this is the time you would assemble the Greek chorus and we all sing along with all the angsty glee Rogers and Hammerstein can lyrically muster:
How do you solve a problem like Marjorie?
How do you catch a Q and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Marjorie?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Well, that last part is correct at least. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (Wackadoo-GA14) has utterly beclowned herself again and again before, during, and after her successful congressional run. And she is showing no signs of letting up, her notable achievements in her first two weeks in congress being wearing a “censored” facemask in the People’s House, filing farcical Articles of Impeachment against President Biden, having a yell-off in the halls of congress with Rep. Cori Bush (MO-01) along with a Twitter spat, and generally doing Marjorie Taylor Greene things at ever-increasing intervals and volume. Now, with her elevated position of being the most objectionable member of the GOP caucus…
