An Ode to Pants, Recently Departed

Searching for solace on the untimely demise of a good pair of pants, and seeking refuge in the famous laments of literature.

“What’s done cannot be undone.”
― William Shakespeare , Macbeth

I come to mourn these here pants.

Thoreau wrote “On the death of a friend, we should consider that the fates through confidence have devolved on us the task of a double…