A Good, Old Fashioned, All-American Satanic Panic

That’s the beauty of a good Satanic Panic. Like all good conspiracy theories, all proof against it is really proof that it is real.

King Diamond performing in 2013. Photo by Cecil, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

I wonder if somewhere within Proctor & Gamble someone who has been with the company long enough got a good chuckle out of the latest social media trend of Satanic…